Monday, March 7, 2011

GAYNGS "Affilyated" at First Ave- Six Hours of Doomtree-harmar-deathsquads-megafaun-slapping-solidgold LOVE.

This Sunday night, the best thing ever to hit 69 bpm once again blew the roof off First Avenue, as the mostly-local supergroup, GAYNGS, reunited in Minneapolis for the first time since their debut show, "The Last Prom on Earth," played two nights at First Ave almost a year ago.

Just to see the GAYNGS gang all together again would have been draw enough for the hundreds of people who showed up on Sunday, but the group took it a step further and made the evening into its very own local music showcase:"Affilyated," by opening up the Mainroom, 7th St Entry, and the Record Room to over twenty different acts, all associated (or Affilyated har har har) with GAYNGS in some way.

The show, which held the same title as the recently released Doomtree regrind of GAYNGS' debut album (listen to and download it here), was a definite nod to heavy ties with the Minneapolis hip-hop collective, with solo sets by Dessa, POS, Cecil Otter, Mike Mictlan, and Lazerbeak in the Record Room, and an incredible whole-crew blowout in the mainroom right before GAYNGS finally went on at about 1am.

With shows going on simultaneously in all three First Ave spaces all night, it was impossible to catch every one, but the crew and I made it around to as many as we could, rubbing shoulders with some of the most talented and humble artists the Shiver Cities have ever produced.

Stefan Alexander, aka P.O.S.
Yep, he was actually that close... I think all shows should be in the Record Room from now on.

Every man and woman in the room forgot about their boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, or wives when Dessa came in...

Dessa, killing it.

Even bears in moonboots were welcome at the drumtastic Marijuana Deathsquads show.

Mike Mictlan and Dessa in the Mainroom with the Doomtree crew.

GAYNGS.

Dessa and J. Vernon with GAYNGS.

Har Mar Superstar spent a good portion of the GAYNGS set muggin' it on a speaker... this, of course, was after he came in and sang "One More Try" in a white cape. YES.

I love when a band creates a hand sign that basically encourages you to flip them off all night.

Let's be serious... this was the highlight of my night. DOOMTREE!

I hope you were there too, folks - if not, the next time you hear "GAYNGS" and "First Avenue" in the same sentence, you'd better get it together!

-K



Tuesday, February 22, 2011

BEST.LITERARY.REFERENCE.EVER.

I should really pay more attention to xkcd, because every once and a while there are beautiful gems like this:


  

Don Quixote WIN.

-K

Sunday, February 20, 2011

A No-Nonsense Plea for Women's Rights

Well, I intended to begin a post today about some great live music events that are coming up in the Shiver Cities in the next few months, but this whole week, my mind has been a bit preoccupied...
As many of you know, a lot has been going on in the Capitol building lately. A new Congress is in session, and in the new Republican-controlled House, some very disturbing trends have begun to arise. It is here, in 2011, that the U.S. House of Representatives has begun a voting streak that I personally believe is driving the country backward by about 60 years.

Aside from slashing time-tested public services, stripping vital protections for America's working-class families, and gutting safeguards for the health of the environment, the last few weeks of Congressional deliberations have marked the beginning of what can only be categorized as the long-brewing, but recently real, war on women's rights.

From attempting to redefine rape to de-funding family planning organizations, the progress the GOP has made in the last month against women and families is, to put it as non-hysterically as possible: shocking.

The issues are complex and the scope is grand, but MoveOn.org has done a great job boiling down a list of some of the most unabashed hits the GOP has taken at women's health:


1) Republicans not only want to reduce women's access to abortion care, they're actually trying to redefine rape. After a major backlash, they promised to stop. But they have not yet.
2) A state legislator in Georgia wants to change the legal term for victims of rape, stalking, and domestic violence to "accuser." But victims of other less gendered crimes, like burglary, would remain "victims."
3) In South Dakota, Republicans proposed a bill that could make it legal to murder a doctor who provides abortion care. (Yep, for real.)
4) Republicans want to cut nearly a billion dollars of food and other aid to low-income pregnant women, mothers, babies, and kids. 
5) In Congress, Republicans have a bill that would let hospitals allow a woman to die rather than perform an abortion necessary to save her life.
6) Maryland Republicans ended all county money for a low-income kids' preschool program. Why? No need, they said. (Women should really be home with the kids, not out working.)
7) And at the federal level, Republicans want to cut that same program, Head Start, by $1 billion. That means over 200,000 kids could lose their spots in preschool.
8) Two-thirds of the elderly poor are women, and Republicans are taking aim at them too. A spending bill would cut funding for employment services, meals, and housing for senior citizens.
9) Congress just voted for a Republican amendment to cut all federal funding from Planned Parenthood health centers, one of the most trusted providers of basic health care and family planning in our country.
10) And if that wasn't enough, Republicans are pushing to eliminate all funds for the only federal family planning program. (For humans. But Republican Dan Burton has a bill to provide contraception for wild horses. You can't make this stuff up). 

True, the language is a bit vitriolic, but the message is real, so please forgive proponents of respecting women's lives and bodies if we get a bit worked up about these matters. I encourage everyone to do more research on the matter, and to please support local and national-level petitions calling for the re-examination and withdrawal of any of these bills.

For anyone who has a wife, girlfriend, mother, sister, daughter, or friend: please care.

-K



 

Monday, February 14, 2011

A Very Special Valentines Day

Baking mini french fudge cakes, baking biscuits, receiving a bottle of sriracha sauce as a gift, eating said baked goods and drinking gin and tonics...

I love you, Valentine's Day.

Happy day of love!

-K

Friday, February 11, 2011

Back in the Shiver Cities

Well, I'm back in the good old Shiver Cities, and MSP is looking beautiful this time of year. Never mind that my eyelids literally froze shut while dog-sledding up in the Boundary Waters two days ago- no one is surprised. As usual, Minnesota is sunny and snowy and, apparently, quite predictable compared to the rest of the country. Yep, congratulations, Florida, you're the only U.S. state (including Hawaii) without snow! However, you do have giant invasive pythons now scouring your cities and towns... hmm. Maybe you could use a good ol' blizzard just like everybody else.


As always, from Natalie Dee

I'm happy to be home. 

-K

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

The Homecoming.... Is Coming!

So, as many of you know, I have been away from the Shiver Cities for a few months, stretching my Midwestern wings out east in Pittsburgh, PA.

Pittsburgh, ain't it purty?
It has been a FABULOUS time out here, but in a few weeks, it will be time to come home - back to the Shiver Cities! Once I'm home, I'll be back in action blogging about listening, looking, learning, Eating, drinking, acting, living, and loving in the Twin Cities. I look forward to hearing from you all again and returning to somewhere where the snow actually collects on the ground!

Love to the Shiver Cities,

K

Friday, May 7, 2010

I'm Afraid of Virginia Woolf

Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf, Virginia Woolf, Virginia Woolf? Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf, early in the morning.....

This little ditty, which starts out as an attempt to remember funnier times, becomes, over the course of a few hours, the haunting theme song of some of the most despicable and tragic characters to ever grace the stage. In Edward Albee's seminal play, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, now going on at The Jungle theater in Uptown Minneapolis, the play's three-hour duration simply flies by. Who can think about time, or anything else outside the darkened theater for that matter, when the lives of four people are being eviscerated on the stage in front of you?

It is perhaps the most violent play I've ever seen, and yet there is never a drop of blood spilled. Daggers are thrown verbally between each character, hitting their mark each time, and every highball glass that is strewn around Bain Behlke's fitting set might as well have been one part gin, two parts arsenic, because with every drink the audience can see what is left of Albee's tragic characters slipping away.

It would not suffice to call The Jungle's production "astounding." The magnificent mounting of the play, spearheaded by Bain Behlke and starring Michelle Barber, Stephen Yoakum, Sean Michael Dooley (filling in for Sean Neely, who was sidelined due to a medical emergency), and Jane Froiland, was sickening, and also one of the BEST I've ever had the pleasure of seeing.

The play, written by Albee in 1962, takes place between 2 a.m. and dawn at the home of George (Yoakam) and Martha (Barber), a middle-aged married couple who have invited young newcomers Nick (Dooley) and Honey (Froiland) over for a drink after a faculty mixer put on by Martha's father, the president of the university the men teach at. Over the next few hours, George and Martha succeed in plunging to new lows in their own volatile relationship while pulling Honey and Nick down with them. This is not to say that the rift created between Honey and Nick is solely because of the older couple's actions: in the production, Behlke succeeds in showing the audience that although Nick and Honey seem naive, happy, and fresh-faced when they walk in George and Martha's door, there is almost as much bubbling under the surface of their relationship as there is with the other pair - who spend half the production verbally abusing one another.

The play is scathingly funny, and despite the relationship bloodbath that is in progress, the talented actors managed to draw a laugh out of the audience whenever Albee's intelligent dialogue called for it. Speaking of the talent of the play's cast, it would be wholly unfair not to recognize what REALLY had me on the edge of my seat for three hours: Stephen Yoakam and Michelle Barber. I have never had the pleasure of seeing either of these Twin Cities mainstays in action before, and after seeing their work in Virginia Woolf, I feel I have been cheating myself from the best of what our fair cities have to offer. Barber was both frail and vulnerable and a legitimate ball-crusher at many times throughout the play. Where many actors would have failed at their attempt to exude Martha's scathing wit and callousness, Barber was able to use her physical presence and vocal authority to bring each and every verbal bitch-slap to life. She was as believable as they come - which she was able to do in no small part because of the believability that Albee infused into the play's intense and never-ending dialogue. The characters speak as if they were having a real conversation - something that may seem obvious, but that few scripts or screenplays are able to actually accomplish.

As George, Stephen Yoakam was able to transition perfectly and timely through each and every phase his character visits throughout the night. It is difficult to play one character, much less several throughout a play - and although George remained George, Yoakam was sure to keep his portrayal of the washed-up historian in exactly the spot he needed to be at exactly the right time. If ever someone had a perfect voice for the stage, it is Yoakam. If at any point in the show I became distracted, it was because I was concentrating too hard on how Yoakam delivered his lines - to someone with a musical affinity like mine, it was a joy to listen to.

Not to call out the two lead actors specifically, because Sean Dooley and Jane Froiland did a fantastic job in their own right. Dooley played Nick as the curious youngster - attracted to Martha, nay, anything with breasts, while both physically shunning his own wife and being hyper-aware of anything that came out of her mouth at the same time. Dooley shone in the part, and his natural affinity with Albee's lines and their directed delivery (lines he had less than one week to learn, mind you) was impressive.  Although Froiland occasionally became cartoonish in her portrayal of Honey, she succeeded beautifully in following Honey through the many stages her character visits after she has a few glasses of brandy and the ugly side of her relationship with Nick. Although Albee only hints at it in his dialogue, Froiland also succeeds in bringing attention to a dimension of Honey that many Virginia Woolf audiences never get to see - her probable history of sexual abuse, when, wide-eyed and fear-stricken, Honey drunkenly believes she is somewhere else, in a memory where she screams "I don't want to anymore, get away."

The Jungle's production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf is theater at its best, and the entire cast, crew, and the production staff deserve the credit they clearly worked very hard for. I encourage everyone to go see it for themselves - and to leave some time after the play for decompression and thought about this pivotal work in American theater, done, I believe, how Edward Albee would have wished.

For more information, and tickets, go to The Jungle's website.

-K

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Yep.

My roommate just walked in, and what did Pandora start playing after an hour or so of nice normal classical concertos? The Russian Dance from the Nutcracker.


Courtesy of xkcd.com

Monday, April 19, 2010

The Single Greatest Succession of Photos Ever

Many of you already know that even before she came back into the America's consciousness after her 2010 Super Bowl Snickers commercial, I have always loved Betty White. She's spunky, graceful, and incredibly hilarious - from Golden Girls to appearances as senile elderly ladies on my all-time favorite show Scrubs, she's fabulous. Not only is she hosting Saturday Night Live on May 8th, but she's back stronger than ever in paparazzi-land as well, proving that showing her face can bring some serious publicity to wherever she happens to be.

This week, she showed up for the opening of a new hot dog joint in Universal City and chowed down on her namesake dog, the no-fixins "Naked" Betty White hotdog. What follows is possibly the greatest work of photojournalism I have ever seen. EVER. Happy Monday, all.



-K

Sunday, April 11, 2010

When Local Music Made Love: GAYNGS

Ear-Candy Cocktail
This year is certainly turning out to be a bright one musically. The most recent addition to this spring's music goodness is a new project by, well, a s#*t ton of local and regional artists (and some out-staters), called GAYNGS. The project, which will be releasing their first album, Relayted, on May 11, includes members of Bon Iver, Megafaun, Lookbook, and Solid Gold, as well as P.O.S., Dessa, Michael Lewis (Andrew Bird's sax player), and many more. The hype alone could sell their record, but as happenstance would have it, the music always brings it home, and no matter how many pretty faces have shown up to be a part of Gayngs, the sound coming out of their first two released tracks, "The Gaudy Side of Town," and "Faded High," is what will have me lining up at the record store in a few weeks.

Additionally, they will be playing two shows at (surprise surprise) First Avenue on May 14, one at 5pm and one at 10. 

Here's a first listen of the two released tracks on Myspace.

-K


Friday, April 9, 2010

Head's Up!: Basilica Block Party

Summer is almost here! Well, sort of- it is certainly in sight, anyways. With summer comes a wealth of opportunity and, if you're lucky enough to live here in the Twin Cities, it means it is outdoor concert season.

Aside from The Current's Rock the Garden show (lineup not announced yet, sorry folks!), there are countless other gigs happening this summer that have been announced already, including the amazing Basilica Block Party over at the Basilica of St. Mary in Loring neighborhood.


The Block Party is heading into its 16th year, and they are doing it with a little help from some very talented friends, including Spoon, Weezer, The Avett Brothers, and Ingrid Michaelson, to name a few. I find it incredibly amusing that I rave about Spoon's show last weekend as First Ave and recommend that everyone try and see them if they get the chance because, well, here's your chance! The lineup isn't even finalized yet, but those are the headliners, with more band slots to be filled soon. I had a feeling Spoon would come back soon - we gave them a damn good showing last Friday and Saturday at First Ave, and they gave us some damn good concerts in return.


The block party spans over two days, July 9 and 10, and tickets go on sale this Saturday at 10am at Electric Fetus or on Ticketmaster. For more info, click this link.

Hope to see you there!

-K

Saturday, April 3, 2010

A Love Rekindled: Spoon Plays MPLS at First Ave


Minneapolis is special. I've always known this deep down in my heart-of-hearts, but when the band that was literally once named "top overall artist of the decade" decides to play two back-to-back shows in our dear city, one on the 40th anniversary of First Avenue, we've really got something to smile about. Best yet, I was lucky enough to have snagged a pair of tickets to see Spoon in their 21+ performance at First Ave last night (tonight's gig is 18+, also sold out, sorry folks!).


All I can say is "WOW." Spoon is a truly fantastic group. I've had an ongoing love affair with their music for many years, but there is really nothing to rekindle your devotion to a band's sound like seeing them live, hoping they play the songs you love, and screaming for them to come back for more once they have finally left the stage. I had to laugh because the girl standing near me at the show kept saying, dumbfounded over the music, "I can't believe it, they sound just like their recordings!" I wanted to tell her that unless a band sounds just as good as their album or better, they really aren't worth seeing, but I decided against it, figuring by her look of sheer delight, she already knew that she'd spent her money well, and so had I.

Despite running into the abysmal traffic situation that was the downtown area on the first night the Twins played at the new Target Field (cue me cursing loudly when we turned onto 1st Ave and right into traffic cops and road blockades), we managed to get to First Ave early enough to get a good spot in line. In another fortuitous turn of events, I also managed to snag a spot right up against the stage due to the people in front of me in line's inability to prioritize (standing spot first, then hit the bar) and I got to ogle Britt Daniel from two feet away and catch a glimpse of the set list at his feet (a set list that I later got to take home!)


It was an incredibly fulfilling show - the way concerts should be. The band's energy was high, the audience was involved but not invasive to the music, and between the show and the two encores of three songs each the band ended up playing (yeah, I screamed long and hard for those, even as others were giving up, damn straight) all of my favorite Spoon songs, even some of the more obscure, were played at peak performance. The sound was great, whoever did their lighting design was a genius, and Spoon held true to their tradition of creating a wholistic album by creating a nicely-planned concert in songs they chose to play, which spanned their entire career but seemed to all fit together perfectly. My personal favorite performance was "The Ghost of You Lingers" which had an almost eighties-esque Annie Lennox vibe that never would have come across on a recording, and it sounded great.

If any of you were at the show, give me a shout out, and for those of you who weren't, watch for another chance to see Spoon live, I promise it'll be worth it.

Britt, after it got too hot to wear leather anymore

More Britt, as I was right in front of him, it was
hard to get a good shot of many of the other band members!

The setlist, main show on the left, 
with encore options upside-down on the right.

-K

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Shakespearean Women: You Need a Sassy Gay Friend

Hooray for perpetuating stereotypes. Well, some of the time - when they aren't harmful, and when they are funny, especially when they involve men saying "betch."

As an avid Shakespeare afficionado, well, at least as someone who is dating one, I've often wanted to slap some smarts into quite a few of the Bard's damsels. Now, my feministic concerns are voiced, only in a much funnier way: by members of Second City Theater Troupe, as they shake some sense into Shakespeare's women in their amazing "Sassy Gay Friend" shorts. So far, there are three, one for Hamlet, Othello, and Romeo and Juliet, enjoy!







-K

Friday, March 26, 2010

Half-Red and Half-Blue

You lookin' at me? I love Sharing Machine, happy Friday everyone.

-K

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Fish-Water: Rites of Spring in Minneapolis


Well, Shiverers, it is that time of year again: Spring! While I'm sure most of you (myself definitely included) are shedding layers, opening windows, and generally finding it hard to get any work done, there is one thing about Spring in Minneapolis that is, decidedly, less than awesome: the nastiness that is our tap water this time of year.

As many of you know, Minneapolis gets its water straight from the mighty Mississippi River. It is actually pretty cool when you think about it - it means that the river running by our cities makes up over 75% of our bodies. However, with the copious amounts of snow we tend to get every year, and the rate at which that snow melts off, these few weeks in March leave the tap water with the unfortuante smell and taste of an uncleaned aquarium.

And so, it has become an annual rite of spring in Minneapolis (not for you St. Paul-ites who get your tap water from lakes and groundwater): turning on the tap, filling a water bottle, and then directly spitting it back out because well, your mouth now tastes like sturgeon.

It may taste and smell bad, but believe it or not, it IS still perfectly safe to drink, and still infinitely better that drinking bottled water, which, surprisingly, is less regulated than what comes out of the tap and produces a ton of waste. So, here are some tips for still getting your daily allotment of tap-found H20 without feeling like you're going to gag:

-Use a Brita filter on your tap, or have a Brita water purifying pitcher to fill and stick in your fridge, this tends to get rid of the bad smell, although it tastes a bit funny still.

-Clean water bottles out with lemon juice to get rid of existing fishy smells, it kills the bacteria and makes your nalgene lemony-fresh!

-Don't drink it hot without purifying first! For God's sake, heating the water makes it worse, don't do it- I warned you!

No worries, in a week or so it will all be back to normal... until it snows again. I love you Minneapolis, I really really do.

-From the fishy-cities, K

Monday, March 22, 2010

Weekly Prank: Don't Actually Try This One At Home

A warning from the get-go: for all of you amateur pranksters out there looking for your big idea for April Fool's, THIS IS NOT IT. For this week's prank, I've decided to share a clip from what is, decidedly, an awful movie: Out Cold. However, despite the sub-par quality of the film itself, I have rarely even laughed as hard as I did when I saw this part of the movie. Zach Galifianakis, known now for being America's favorite facial-haired funnyman, plays Out Cold's often-drunk and frequently unconscious character, and his friends and brother frequently take advantage of his tendencies, with scenarios ending up like this. Enjoy, but again, I highly advise against causing anyone a potential heart-attack by actually doing this:



-K

America, You May Now Get Sick: The Top Ten Immediate Changes for Healthcare

 The Happy Healthcare Dance

Well, as most of you who do not live under a rock know by now, the historic new national healthcare bill passed last night. As one of millions who are either uninsured or who were about to be uninsured, I'm pretty pleased. For skeptics, the confused, people like me who have trouble sifting through it all, or if you're just curious, I've found a nice little list from HuffingtonPost of the top ten things the new bill will be doing immediately, and some of them are pretty cool:

The legislation will:
  • Prohibit pre-existing condition exclusions for children in all new plans;
  • Provide immediate access to insurance for uninsured Americans who are uninsured because of a pre-existing condition through a temporary high-risk pool;
  • Prohibit dropping people from coverage when they get sick in all individual plans;
  • Lower seniors' prescription drug prices by beginning to close the donut hole;
  • Offer tax credits to small businesses to purchase coverage;
  • Eliminate lifetime limits and restrictive annual limits on benefits in all plans;
  • Require plans to cover an enrollee's dependent children until age 26;
  • Require new plans to cover preventive services and immunizations without cost-sharing;
  • Ensure consumers have access to an effective internal and external appeals process to appeal new insurance plan decisions;
  • Require premium rebates to enrollees from insurers with high administrative expenditures and require public disclosure of the percent of premiums applied to overhead costs.
-K, the insured!

    Saturday, March 20, 2010

    From MADATOMS: The Jim Henson Character Breakdown


    Direct from MADATOMS, the Jim Henson Character Breakdown- every show/ movie and the more interesting aspects of their characters, which all fit into a few specific categories: http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/the-muppets-character-flaw-breakdown

    I'm a big fan of what is under "The Creepy One" for The Dark Crystal..

    -K

    Art for Language-Lovers: Wordle.net

    In one of the best discoveries I've made since mixing garlic powder in with my tuna salad, I happened across an amazing website called Wordle.net. What exactly is it? Basically, you type in a block of text, a few words, or link to something on the internet, and it generates a very cool artistic word cloud, based on the frequency of individual words and phrases. IT IS SO COOL. I realize a lot of people might not be as excited about this as I am, but here are a few examples of the awesomeness:

    My Brief Encounter piece from last week:
     
    The lyrics to Dessa's song "551":

    And finally, Emila's speech on the frailty of men, as said to Desdemona in Othello:


    So seriously, check it out: Wordle.net, and try not to be amused!

    -K